The perfect mix of charity and contempt. Ethically made from 100% sustainable cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and better for the planet than 99% of the species it calls home. Printed with eco-friendly inks in facilities that treat workers like humans, even if humans don’t deserve it. 100% of profits go to shelters and spay/neuter programs. Wear it proudly, and consider it rent-free living in the minds of everyone you annoy.
